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What's all the Fuss about Universal Healthcare?

With all the hullaballoo flying over the Stimulus Package and how bad for the economy it is, I stumbled across an entire world of bloggers who fear something even greater than Obama’s bailing out the economy: Universal Healthcare! We can thank Michael Moore for stirring up this hornets nest by releasing his documentary “Sicko” on pay per view. As if we didn’t have enough to complain about already. But the blogosphere is rife with doomsayers who warn us all that Universal Healthcare will mean the rise of Communism, the end of Democracy, and life in America as we know it. With the conviction of Nostradamus, they prophesize that, should Universal Healthcare come to pass, by the end of the decade we’ll all be working the communal wheat fields, in government factories or leaky nuclear power plants, and eating borscht each night while watching government approved television propaganda starring muscular Russian female athletes on steroids. The fact that they are on steroids would make them legally eligible to become our nation’s first professional female National League baseball players. News media would be censored, comedians would be shot. Rush Limbaugh would be appointed Chief of Staff, Ann Coulter would be Secretary of State, and Tipper Gore would be appointed head of the FCC. If that didn’t put the fear of God into you, nothing would.
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